Monday, October 29, 2012

Mama, I can't Take a Bath 'Cause There's a Fish in the Tub

Fishing with my father was anything but boring, but my mother dreaded every fishing season.

“Your father is a veritable Mr. Hyde when he fishes,” she would say, generally including an emphatic gesture like hitting Dad with the newspaper, pretending a fly had landed on his shirt. “It’s safer to cuddle up to a rattler than be stuck in a boat with your father.”

But over time, my mother learned the wisdom of patience in dealing with my father’s idiosyncrasies. “When you’re married to a man for over sixty years, you forgive these sorts of insanities. Your father’s done a lot of crazy things that challenged my patience, but the craziest thing was the day he brought home that trout he caught at Butternut Creek.”

Dad squeezed Mother’s hand. “I suppose she’s right.”

They shared the tale that symbolized their sixty plus years together.   

“Butternut Creek is probably the trickiest place I ever fished in,” Dad said. “Why it’s so narrow you could toss a stone from one side to the other. And the trees like to hold hands across the creek.”

My father first cast got a hit. “By the force of the pull, I knew he was a big feller.”  

Downstream, Eddie, Dad’s fishing buddy, was about to cast when he saw Dad struggling to hold his line. “Looks like a keeper, Cal,” he shouted. “Better use the net!”

“I left it in the truck!” 
Dad could see the truck in an open field about a quarter of a mile downstream, but it might just as well have been two miles away. As Dad battled the beast of the stream, Eddie splashed his way toward the truck. Long minutes later, he plunged into chest-high rapids. 

For an agonizing second, Dad thought his amazing catch of the day would become catalogued with the other trillion stories of the one that got away.

“Got him!” Eddie shouted as he emerged triumphantly. They stopped at the water’s edge and shared that kind of emotional moment between men sans tears and embraces. Eddie simply stated, “Got to have a picture of this one, Cal.”

“Well, I don’t own a camera,” Dad moaned.  

            “Cal, we’ve got to have proof. Nobody’s going to believe we actually caught this fellow.” 

            “Well, neither one of us has one. At least we know what we caught.” The men trudged home with no lasting memento to herald their deed. 

As much as Mother despised fishing, she understood what this catch meant to my father. “Put the fish in the tub,” she said. “I’ll find us a camera.” The next day she borrowed one from her employer, and the picture found its way into Dad’s brag book. 

Winner of the 2012 Selah Award for best first novel (The Other Side of Darkness/Harbourlight),  LINDA RONDEAU, writes for the reader who enjoys a little bit of everything. Her stories of redemption and God’s mercies include romance, suspense, the ethereal, and a little bit of history into the mix, always served with a slice of humor. Walk with her unforgettable characters as they journey paths not unlike our own. After a long career in human services, mother of three and wife of one very patient man, Linda now resides in Florida where she is active in her church and community.  Readers may visit her web site at  Her second book, written under L.W. Rondeau, America II: The Reformation, Trestle Press, the first in a dystopian trilogy, is a futuristic political now available in ebook on and Barnes and Noble.  Print edition is coming soon. She is also contracted with Trestle Press for a prequel to her America II trilogy called Rains of Terror. This will appear in serial form. Volume One will be released soon.  An Christmas Adirondack romance , It Really IS a Wonderful Life, is now available for pre-order, published by Lighthouse of the Carolinas.  



Jenny McLeod Carlisle said...

Love it! Today is my father-in-law's Birthday. He was the great storyteller of the family. I could go on and on (as he often did) but suffice it to say, no detail was too small to be included in his stories!

Linda Rondeau said...

memories are so important and something we can pass on to the next generation.

Patty Froese said...

That's really sweet. She obviously really loved him. :)

Karen Campbell Prough said...

Story reminded me of my Grandpa Reynolds. His hunting stories kept us glued to our seats. :) Thanks for the post, Linda. Hope you're doing okay this morning!

Janice D. Green said...

I love committing family memories to writing. In fact I've written and self-published using a book for each of my parents when they turned 90. Mom had to share her book with her twin brother, but that made for lots more fun as my cousins worked with me to remember, write, and share their memories as well. I have since found another way to share the book online here:

................................ Kevin Parsons said...

Our stories were of pheasants the laundry room. Great memories.

................................ Kevin Parsons said...

Our stories were of pheasants the laundry room. Great memories.

Linda Rondeau said...

@ Patty...that she did thought they fought for most of their 63 years together...probably what kept them together.

@Karen...Dad loved to hunt, too. Never bagged a dear though so I figure heaven will be full of them.

@Janice....helping our oldsters write their memories is a great thing. I applaud you.

@ there's a story!

Liz Flaherty said...

A great post, Linda. Lovely memories.

Linda Rondeau said...

@ Liz thank you

Deborah Dee Harper said...

Great story, Linda. It's memories like these that keep our parents alive forever :-)


Linda Rondeau said...

@ Deborah


Marjorie Hill said...

Love the story. What a trooper your mother is.