You insidious unpaired defiant wretches
Unaccustomed to the other
Patterns in heated dispute
Yet emerging as if wed
Once each of you were holy partnered
Right and left together properly bedded
Now here you lie
Too unlike the other to become one
Destined to spend unnumbered days
Cast into the catchall grave
Until another purpose unfolds
Hoping for a miraculous reunion
When the lost again is found
